While I was away in Vegas, I stayed in rather a posh hotel ( didn’t know it was posh until I got there )
Anyhoo….
There was a cabinet in my room, that contained a fridge with mini bar etc
On top of the cabinet was a kind of shelf, that contained all posh sweets, waters, other bits etc
I took a closer look, and I noticed a package that said something like ‘The pleasure pack’ or something like that
I picked it up and had a look. I was intrigued. It contained condoms, femidoms, sex toys and other things, ??. Don’t think I’d seen anything like it before ??
A day or two later I had to go to the hotel reception. I checked my mini bar bill, and then was shocked when the receptionist said to me, “Mr Coshott, you have a few more items on your bill, you’ve used the pleasure pack”
“Ha, hey” was my response
Apparently, id been automatically charged for moving it. Ha, I had to explain my innocence for not using it
Unfortunately, I didn’t even get much of an opportunity to have been able to use it ☹️??
But, imagine if I’d have had to pay for it, without getting the full benefits of the pack
I would have felt let down ( in some areas )
Certainly frustrated ( again in some areas ? )
And I would have been thinking, ‘what could have been or what could have happened’
But before my mind is led astray, it leads me on to this…..
People who have signed up to my program, or one of my programs, paid for it, and then not turned up, or only done one or two sessions
Surely you would be feeling the same, as I was in Vegas ( if I paid for the pack )
My program (s), is a bit more expensive than a ‘pleasure pack’ as well
And, I even guarantee a ‘happy ending’ ( physically and mentally tho, not sexually )
So, if you have signed up to one of my programs, or maybe someone else’s,
And you are feeling frustrated, dissatisfied, let down, etc ( again, not sexually )
Then shoot me a message
Remember, you’ll only receive a ‘happy ending’ if you turn up to sessions ?
Paul ‘Guru’ Coshott
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