We need to talk ( about us ) 

This is probably the most difficult email that I’ve ever had to write
But there’s something that i need to tell you
And its probably going to upset you
I think…….
I think we should take ‘ a break ‘ 
Things between us? 
They just don’t feel ‘right’ at the moment 
I mean, I try ti make things work…….
I really do
I send you an email, and tell you how I feel every single day
But in return? 
I get nothing
You just seem really…….distant 
And if you’re ‘just not that into me’?
I’d rather you come out and say it
If that’s too difficult? 
There’s an easier way
All you need to do, is to go to the bottom of this email…….
And click the ‘unsubscribe’ link
If you do that? 
You’ll never hear from me again 
Paul ‘ Goodbye ‘ Coshott


PS – When we first found each other….
We had sooooooo much potential 
You were supposed to join my ‘ Women Only’ Boxercise program
And I was supposed to get you into the best shape of your life
We could’ve been so happy 
I guess what I’m trying to say is….
It’s not too late
And if there’s any chance that we can STILL make this work? 
I want you to tell me 
And I want you to tell me NOW

Before someone else comes along to take your place